FAQs

 

If you're here for answers, we don't know what to tell you. 

Why are you so angry?

Take your effing pick. Maternity pay that is a pittance. Decimated mental health services. Appalling maternity care and delivery experiences. Birth trauma. The. Effing. Cost. Of. Effing. Childcare. And the lack of availability of places. For God's sake, don't have twins and try to get two nursery places! The appalling frequency of redundancies during pregnancies or maternity leave and the lack of support structures to get affected women back into work. We could go on, but we're getting really effing angry now.

It's not so bad. Give us a smile, love.

*Sotto voce*

Come here and say that.

I have mum rage. Can I spill?

Please do! This is a place to express yourself. Fill in our form and your thoughts will become part of the project. And may you find momentary peace by sharing your feelings. 

Don't you love your children?

That's not in question. F off.

What's your favourite episode of Bluey?

Oooh, tough. The Creek is magnificent. Mini Bluey and the bum bongoes gets a chuckle every time. Camping, exquisite. I haven't even seen the new stuff.

What's your favourite episode of Hey Duggee?

The Music Video Badge. I wish I was on that creative team. Pop culture references. A legitimate banger. Triangles. Dolphins. Donuts. Superb.

What's better, Bluey or Hey Duggee?

Woah, woah, woah, woah, WOAH! They are all good dogs.

What makes you irrationally angry?

The Love Monster Theme Tune.